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Junior and Pinto

Shown here with an unidentified pinto, in happier times,
when both car and man were in better shape.


Paolino Carmello Sebastiano LaRosa, Jr. was the son of the famous magician. Paolino Sr., the renowned illusionist of various boom towns and human outposts, made headlines when he successfully disappeared inside an iron crate while shackled in front of an audience of over two hundred. He was never seen again.

Paolino, or "Junior," is wanted for over fifteen counts of bootlegging, twelve counts of armed robbery, five counts of insidious chicanery, nine counts of drug possession, and two counts of moonshining which resulted in the paralysis of two elderly men.